INDIFFERENCE
SERVING OF PEPPERED HUMOUR WITH A DASH OF POLITICS AND A SIDE OF HOCKEY. (caution: may contain feminism) PREPARED BY A CANADIAN MALE FROM GALLIFREY
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natesmackinnons:

Guys, I’m gonna be doing the MS Bike Tour in June. It would be really great if you guys could donate some money, even if it is just $5-10. Anything would be really appreciated. 

Reblog it.

tyrabankruptcy:

I’m dying

Why can’t Starbucks deliver

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

firefloxes:

"Talk dirty to me"

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(via jonathndrouin)

It’s a fetal pig heart

queerknitter:

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

But that’s the passive voice. “One does not shit the reader”

(Source: tacoposey, via just-moosing-around)

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

dirksdaves:

dirksdaves:

okay im going to inbox every single of you people who reblog this

youll see

(Source: azudurnn, via gadreels-meatsuit)

transerwin:

the-mantling-dark:

Thor telling dad jokes.

"i’m hungry"

"HELLO HUNGRY, I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN, PRINCE OF ASGARD, AND I AM ALSO YOUR FATHER"

(via gadreels-meatsuit)